Let’s just not flirt

Or even skirt

Around the issues of our connection.

We’ve swopped and swiped,

Blue-toothed some bytes

And tindered the touch-paper

Of our affection.

No more quip tease

Nor banter, please,

Cease mindful meditation!

My data’s capped, we’re sharing apps

Let’s synchronize some recreation.

So kill mode coquette,

Go full salami, less roquette

It’s time to seize the day.

But should this thought

Still come to naught,

Then as last resort

Please meet my magic spray:

The Lynx Effect       (*Known as Axe In France and most of Europe)